An Open Letter To A Thief

To the upstanding citizen who busted out the front window at Ducati Omaha a couple weeks ago, I have an offer for you.  The next time you decide you're going to break out our glass to see how much cash you can grab, could you please just come talk to me first?  Since the amount of cash you're getting is less than it will cost us to replace the broken glass, I'll just write you a check for $50 more than that and we'll call it even, ok?  I'd rather not have to be awakened in the middle of the night with a call from the alarm company and have to clean up a huge mess of broken glass, and you'd rather have more money to buy your week's supply of meth, so it's a win-win.  Thanks for you consideration, and oh, MAY YOU ROT IN HELL!!!